One Time I Ate 12 Pancakes

doctor-scarecrow:

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey (Major Spoilers)

sheabuttahgawd:

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

(Source: gullahgurl)

lesbwian:

cstia:

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

mens-rights-activia:

shortiestudies:

a four-step guide to learning chemistry:

1.chemis-try

2.chemis-why

3.chemis-cry

4.chemis-bye

This post has such strong 2012 aura, it’s like a relic from a timeline where the world really did end in 2012

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

assignedgodatbirth:

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

nurse-peach:

narwhaled:

nurse-peach:

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

paypal.me/nursepeach